iamboundtowin:

jasecondson:

Sounds like my job, Hell sounds like something my supervisor would say.

carnalincarnate

iamboundtowin:

jasecondson:

Sounds like my job, Hell sounds like something my supervisor would say.

carnalincarnate

sheerdisneymagic:

This is approximately when Stitch realized he wanted a family (◕‿◕✿)

luciferssugardaddy:

when you see a fine booty in the street but you are with your parents

image

pacodestroyer:

I miss buffy so much

if you consider a woman less pure after you’ve touched her maybe you should take a look at your hands

(via solacity)

I will never not reblog this

(via nuedvixx)

horror movie opening scene

  • white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
  • white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
  • white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
  • white boy: lmao
  • they continue walking for a few seconds
  • *white couple hears noise*
  • white girl: babe what that??
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *leaves her alone*
  • *choking noises*
  • white girl: zack!!!
  • white boy: ha ha just kidding!
  • white girl: asshole!
  • white boy: im just playin babe
  • white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
  • *playful kiss*
  • *things turn sexy*
  • *hear noise*
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  • *maybe a thud*
  • white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
  • *she walks and he dead*
  • white girl: ahhh!!
  • *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  • white girl: ahhh!!!
  • *white girl runs*
  • *dead end*
  • *hides*
  • *thinks she free n safe*
  • *guy catches her*
  • *cuts her*
  • *she dead*
  • opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

Can we talk about "All About That Bass"?

fatgirlopinions:

righterwriter:

And not in the good way.

Does anyone notice (or care about) that ONE skinny chick in the video that—whenever she’s on camera—looks depressed? HOW DOES THAT NOT BOTHER ANYONE?

  1. Some people are naturally skinny, and some of those people don’t WANT to be skinny BUT THEY CAN’T HELP IT AND THEY…
I hate this song and I haven’t even listened to it, just read the lyrics, but let me make something clear. it’s not “fat positivity”. it’s some kind of mainstream body positivity that actually isn’t body positive at all and it should in no way be hailed or thought of or pointed to as some kind of fat acceptance/body positive anthem. please don’t in any way align that song with being body positive or fat positive.